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'''Jessica''', or the Jessica who we are talking about here, because strangely enough she isn't the only Jessica in the world (she wanted the name Moon Unit, but it turns out that particular gem of a title was taken as well, thank you Frank) is an Australian human who originally joined the fringes of the Creatures Community back in 1998. Jessica was originally born on the 11th of October 1983, which makes her old, relatively speaking, because everyone on the internet these days is 14.
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'''Jessica''' used to run [[Norns of Our Albia]]. Currently she is in between university degrees and lives in Brisbane, Australia. In her spare time, Jessica enjoys drawing, reading, sewing and analysing fruit fly DNA.
  
Jessica likes most vegetables, most non-human animals (and even some human ones as well!), sleeping and trying not to go too insane. The word "insane" there actually means insane as in mentally ill, and not just quirky and weird and nutty with multiple exclamation marks and a few ones after it. Jessica has schizophrenia and is anxious and depressed most of the time and talks to herself a lot. This is okay though, because she always gets her own jokes and there never are any awkward pauses in those conversations. Most people think she is a bit weird.
 
  
A few random facts about Jessica include: she is vegan, and last ate meat in the mid-90s, her MSN username is clusterofcells@hotmail.com, her MySpace is www.myspace.com/clusterofcells and she's not telling you her Livejournal address because she doesn't want you to read it. Jessica likes random birthday greetings from strangers (HER BIRTHDAY IS THE 11TH OF OCTOBER 1983. Subtlety plus!) books, random book-long birthday greetings from strangers (11TH OCTOBER 1983! And no, she doesn't have Tourette's Syndrome as well), watching old "Unsolved Mysteries" segments on YouTube with her future husband (no, no, I know what you're thinking - he's real, okay? And his name is not Robert Stack. She met him (fiancé, not Robert) on MySpace because she just felt she didn't appear lame and nerdy enough already) and giving advice.
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Some of her [[COB]]s were also [https://web.archive.org/web/20070906063616/http://www.creatures-of-avalon.de/cobs_jessica.htm available] at [[Creatures of Avalon]].
  
She can also help you with your genetics homework! She's a sometimes geneticist when she feels the need to run PCRs and tear her hair out and contemplate suicide by swallowing an entire bottle of ethidium bromide when the PCRs don't work.
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:''There is another person called Jessica, more commonly known as [[ColonelJ]].''
  
She runs, or did run, seeing as she is terribly lazy (she uses the word "busy" though, or perhaps "crazy" is more apt because, you know, lots of thoughts in her head, it takes up time to think them all), [[Norns of Our Albia]]. Some of her [[COB]]s are also [http://www.creatures-of-avalon.de/cobs_jessica.htm available] at [[Creatures of Avalon]].
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:''For Jessica of [[Discover Albia]], see [[Jessica (Discover Albia)]].''
 
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:''There is another person called Jessica, more commonly known as [[ColonelJ]].''
 
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Latest revision as of 08:02, 29 October 2016

Jessica used to run Norns of Our Albia. Currently she is in between university degrees and lives in Brisbane, Australia. In her spare time, Jessica enjoys drawing, reading, sewing and analysing fruit fly DNA.


Some of her COBs were also available at Creatures of Avalon.

There is another person called Jessica, more commonly known as ColonelJ.
For Jessica of Discover Albia, see Jessica (Discover Albia).