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− | [[Image:AlbaCVd.gif|left|CV Alba Norn]] | + | [[Image:AlbaCVd.gif|left|CV Alba Norn]]'''Jake Belcher'''<br /> |
'''Jake Belcher''' is the first of two inbred horses in the [[belcher family]] intended for amusement, and has the intelligence of a child (ages 4-10) these days Jake is bigger, his brain is mushier, and it generally feels more like Hes retarded. | '''Jake Belcher''' is the first of two inbred horses in the [[belcher family]] intended for amusement, and has the intelligence of a child (ages 4-10) these days Jake is bigger, his brain is mushier, and it generally feels more like Hes retarded. | ||
Revision as of 01:40, 3 October 2007
Jake Belcher
Jake Belcher is the first of two inbred horses in the belcher family intended for amusement, and has the intelligence of a child (ages 4-10) these days Jake is bigger, his brain is mushier, and it generally feels more like Hes retarded.
Did you know? Jake actually came out before Jade, despite using the Birth control designed for Horses. They were both sexually abused in 1999 and was produced by 4 nigga's, now attending school for down syndrome dogs.
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Features include:
- Stealing cookies
- Dating men
- eating dog feces
- Smoking trees
- Planting vegetables