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The site that set the norn torture ball rolling. A masterpiece of satire, or an abomination. Take your pick!
- Webmaster: AntiNorn
- Contributors: Many who sent in tortured norns (and amusingly-worded abuse)
- Ran from/to: 29 April 1998 - 2004 (?)
Summary of Content
- Tortured norns from Creatures, Creatures 2 and Creatures 3
- Recipes - includes Norn Nuggets, Norn Almondine, Teriyaki Norn, Oven Barbequed Norn, Norn Baby Soup and preparation instructions
- COBs/agents section - mostly related to torturing norns (Hanson Radio, Crack Pipe, Suicide Machine and ICQ)
- The Blueberry Archive - webcam pictures of the Blueberry norndoll getting tortured in various real-life situations
- Idiot of the Week
- Doghouse - Occupants include Uncovered Projects, Matthew Holmes, Tobble and even Lis Morris (for writing Much Ado About Norns)
- Rants ("my boring life")
History of Website
Initially inspired by this post from Nornbasher. Announced in alt.games.creatures on 29 April 1998.
- The first norn to be put up on Tortured Norns was Slave, a female with a genetic predisposition towards being drunk (and therefore sleepy).
- AN was, in reality a wildlife rehabber who specialized in wolves. His real goal was, indeed to teach people to take care of the helpless and that was why the website was created. - Moca