User:Kartagane

Kartagane is a self serving, cruel and monstrous individual with a weakness for pretzels and books on alternative sciences. He is generally quiet and anti-social, and tends to prefer to be left alone, but contrary to popular belief he does not hate you... just the person sitting next to you... yes that one... the one pretending to be completely innocent but is in truth plotting to steal your car. Once you get to know him he is rather friendly and can get quite giddy over a good ghost story.

Giddy in a manly way mind you.

More to come possibly.