User:HalfNorn

The Short
Titleth In Name Of The Nation Of Norn: Halfnorn, KSC, ESK, WTF, etc.

Then: Unwittingly Socially Inept Creatures Junkie, age 10.

Now: Wittingly Socially Inept Television Major, age 20.

In Between: Professional failure.

Point: None at all.

Reachable: No.

The Long
Once a 10-year-old Dutch Creatures prodigy, now a burnt-out husk, Norn spends most of her time yelling at actors, growling at screenwriters, writing unreadable papers on the State of the Media Today, and making strange claims about the demands of the Nation of Norn.

There is a 95% chance that she will not contribute at all. This is considered a tolerable risk, as long as she avoids coming to tea and does not attempt to regale people with tales of 'the glory days'.

This last clause is at the behest of Norn's friends and family, who realise that the period in question is actually a large blank spot in her memory, a condition born of a lamentable internet addiction in her early teens.

I once maintained an incredibly ugly Creatures site not worth talking about. Between '96 and '00 I ran around alt.games.creatures, various forums, ActiveWorlds, The Creatures Match and some IRC chatrooms, until I retired at the respectable age of 14. I have since gone on to annoy others with my LiveJournal, Tales of Carrotia, and nonexistant film directing skills.

Should someone bump me on the head often enough for me to recall any particulars about my shady childhood in the Creatures Community, rest assured that these details will find their way here.