Tortured Norns

The site that set the norn torture ball rolling. A masterpiece of satire, or an abomination. Take your pick!


 * Addresses:
 * www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Park/2495 (not working; archived)
 * www.geocities.com/torturednorns (not working)
 * www.torturednorns.homecreatures.com (not working)
 * www.torturednorns.com (not working; archived)
 * Webmaster: AntiNorn
 * Contributors: Many who sent in tortured norns (and amusingly-worded abuse)
 * Ran from/to: 29 April 1998 - 2004 (?)

Summary of Content

 * Tortured norns from Creatures, Creatures 2 and Creatures 3
 * Recipes - includes Norn Nuggets, Norn Almondine, Teriyaki Norn, Oven Barbequed Norn, Norn Baby Soup and preparation instructions
 * COBs/agents section - mostly related to torturing norns (Hanson Radio, Crack Pipe, Suicide Machine and ICQ)
 * The Blueberry Archive - webcam pictures of the Blueberry norndoll getting tortured in various real-life situations
 * Idiot of the Week
 * Doghouse - Occupants include Uncovered Projects, Matthew Holmes, Tobble and even Lis Morris (for writing Much Ado About Norns)
 * Rants ("my boring life")

History of Website
Initially inspired by this post from Nornbasher. Announced in alt.games.creatures on 29 April 1998.

Interesting Facts

 * The first norn to be put up on Tortured Norns was Slave, a female with a genetic predisposition towards being drunk (and therefore sleepy).
 * AN was, in reality a wildlife rehabber who specialized in wolves. His real goal was, indeed to teach people to take care of the helpless and that was why the website was created. - Moca